Friday, April 17, 2009
OMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMZOMG!
vertical horizon is coming to singapore!! zomg. i seriously wanna go but who'd go with me?
vertical horizon is coming to singapore!! zomg. i seriously wanna go but who'd go with me?
what we could have been, 7:20 pm.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
found this really entertaining when i read it so here's to passing it on.
Reasons why girls are the best (not all applies or makes sense but yeah.)
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
Reasons why girls are the best (not all applies or makes sense but yeah.)
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
what we could have been, 10:45 pm.
Erm.yeah. havent blogged in ages. cant really be bothered actually. finally done with school this quarter and now my mom's bugging me to get a job. -.- i mean like wtf. i remember about two years back she would shoot down the idea so when i finally have ZERO interest in working, she bugs me about it.
i think its pretty lame when she tells me the economy's bad and i should be saving. like hello. my allowance sucks ass. i think my peers get double of what i get yet i'm not complaining. maybe i should just to get her off my back.
sian. my laptop is having problems. i have a feeling it might die this year. the life span's pretty short aint it?
i think its pretty lame when she tells me the economy's bad and i should be saving. like hello. my allowance sucks ass. i think my peers get double of what i get yet i'm not complaining. maybe i should just to get her off my back.
sian. my laptop is having problems. i have a feeling it might die this year. the life span's pretty short aint it?
what we could have been, 12:10 am.
Friday, April 03, 2009
bleahs. i'm so irritate by the *coughbimbocoughahlianscough* in my class. normally i'm like the earliest in class, courtesy of my parents so i enjoy my peace and quiet. but then these b1tches keep gossiping away. and its damn LOUD.
like hello? i dont appreciate listening to you stalking some hot taiwanese band (reminds of michelle coz its the same event). but the stinking world couldnt give a damn just coz your 'crush' said hi to you.
stupid girl. you're studying PR. you should realise that your beloved yalun-whatever is SUPPOSED to be friendly and talk to you idiotic fans whether he likes you or not. for all we know, he's thinking that you're a mad stupid bitch and he wants to get far far away from you.
like hello? i dont appreciate listening to you stalking some hot taiwanese band (reminds of michelle coz its the same event). but the stinking world couldnt give a damn just coz your 'crush' said hi to you.
stupid girl. you're studying PR. you should realise that your beloved yalun-whatever is SUPPOSED to be friendly and talk to you idiotic fans whether he likes you or not. for all we know, he's thinking that you're a mad stupid bitch and he wants to get far far away from you.
what we could have been, 9:22 am.
